TV Haiku
It's been just under a year since I last updated this journal. Due to a limited amount of peer pressure, I've decided it's time for a new post. I figure, what better way to get back into the habit than to post a single haiku about every current TV show I watch?

None. There is no better way. So here they are. One poem about the most recent episode of each show. If you don't watch any of the shows, move along.

EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
Betamax is great
Greg gives Chris Young Frankenstein
Dad tapes his stories

STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
What is Who's on First?
All he needs is discipline
Sorkin's full of crap

GILMORE GIRLS
Pickles are funny
Whiny Lorelai is not
Where the heck was Lane?

VERONICA MARS
Cliff makes his return
Richard Grieco is kidnapped
Weevil's face looks weird

LOST
Jack's Dad, Shannon's Walt
Kate's horse, only the monster
Et tu, Hurley Bird?

THE OFFICE
Michael proposes
He and Pam are so alike
Hindu Halloween!

DOCTOR WHO
Cybermen are back
Humans are inferior
Doctor knows it's bad